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Thursday, June 30th, 2011Love robots? Now they can love you back!
Welcome to Hooman Samani’s Lovotics – an area of research dealing with human-to-robot relations.
Across 11 research papers, Samani has outlined — and begun to develop — an extremely complex artificial intelligence that simulates psychological and biological systems behind human love. To do this, Samani’s robots are equipped with artificial versions of the human “love” hormones — Oxytocin, Dopamine, Seratonin, and Endorphin — that can increase or decrease, depending on their state of love. On a psychological level, by using MRI scans of human brains to mirror the psychology of love, the robots are also equipped with an artificial intelligence that tracks their “affective state”; their level of affection for their human lover.
Observe as this lovely combination of R2D2 and Roomba strives for your affection:
After reading this article I immediately visited this tv-tropes piece, knowing all-well that I could suffer a similar fate as this fellow.
I came to the conclusion that one of my favorite responses to “What is this thing you call love?” was from a jolly assassin droid by the name of HK-47:
“Definition: ‘Love’ is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.“
Now please, stop asking us about pleasure bots.
I blame the Svedka robot.







Image courtesy 2011 Artist Table holder 












