Archive for the 'Bill Joy Is Probably Wrong' Category

ZOMGSNAILS!!!

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

The brilliant conglomerate down at Evil Mad Scientist Labs (well actually this one was Lenore’s) has exceeded my wildest expectations.

Okay, maybe the expectations were not wild per se. Maybe I just have an unruly fondness for snails.

And zinfandel. Right now anyway. Ahem. Moving on.


Snails! Snailz!

Lenore calls it the Escargobot. Get it? Get it? ‘Cause it’s a robot and it’s a snail and. . .never mind.

Here is another confession: I have two goldfish bowls filled with baby snails in my kitchen right now. It was an accident (the condom broke) but they are just the CUTEST lil things. . .if anyone wants a baby Mystery snail, lemme know before Mr. Robotics breaks out the garlic and butter.

TikiBar DrinkBot

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

So one of the cooler non-robot websites i read regularly is TikiBarTV. For those of you who like tiki drinks, cocktail culture, or heck, just funny videos - you should check out their site.

Of course, they like robots too. In fact, they made a cocktail robot:



See how many cool robot movie references you can catch. And if you need a 2008 calendar, well… the Lala pin-up calendar isn’t a shabby way to go.

When I die, I hope the angels are half as sexy as Lala.

Robots Are Art

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Really, they are. Please everyone, come on down to the Robots Are Art Show, Contest, Weenie Roast and Singalong!

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The show runs from December 13th to January 13th with a fun and exciting Gala on Saturday December 15th, from 6pm until midnight:

Robots will serve you Beer, paint paintings and even a disgruntled homeless robot will be on display. A presentation on the history of robotics by Frank Garvey will be shown at 6pm, along with raffle prizes and free robotic magazines.

This event will encompass a diverse group of robotic artists including mixed media, painters and kinetic artists. The contest will be 100% violence free*, and will focus on form, function, and fun. Prizes will be given for categories such as overall artistic aesthetics, unusual functionality, robots as a reflection of society, and incorporation of unusual objects to name a few.

This art show features the exciting premiere of Chassis, a beer robot created by The Head Rotor and illustrious kinetic artist Al Honig.

Mr. Robotics will also be judging the contest, along with Monty and Trevor Blackwell from Anybots.

Come on down for cookies and juice and nifty robot projects!

*(Because one-legged men in asskicking contests are not violent)

A Pressing Debate on Pleo

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

It’s also a crushing debate, a hitting debate, a debate that is hung by its tail, a debate that squeals and wiggles with irritation and pathetic helplessness.

who's my widdle pleo?

We are of course, speaking of the recent video of Pleo being abused in a variety of exciting different ways.

Faithful Reader Daneel mentioned the post from Le Boing, and asked “What kind of ethical questions does it raise about the way we treat robots with AI?”

Well Daneel, that is a long, convoluted, and heated discussion fraught with dogma and subjective interpretation of the nature of life and intelligence itself. Meaning, there should be beer on hand before we even think about discussing this in any meaningful way.

On the other hand, you are asking exactly the wrong person, because I must say that torturing Pleos is one of secret guilty pleasures that I do in public all the time, mostly at robot shows, and mostly to show off Pleo’s lifelike response to real-world situations.

Also, Mr. Robotics is the director of partner development for Pleo. He got a Pleo and sent out a bunch to various roboticists and software people. Most of these people had a very strong urge to skin pleo to see all the goings-on and workings underneath.

I guess what I am saying is, people who work with robots all the time tend not to anthropomorphize them, except under very special circumstances. Most robot people are more interested in taking the thing apart and seeing how it goes together, and technology and theory that goes behind how the robot does what it does. They are engineers, not philosophers or science fiction authors.

At this point in time, AI is just that - artificial. There is no real underlying personality or real wants and needs associated with a robot that makes mewling noises, just a sound chip and some lines of code. It’s a representation of life. Eliza doesn’t care if you interrupt her or call her names. Your Aibo won’t care if you leave it off for a long time. Of course in the most telling example, a combat robot doesn’t give a good god damn if its parts are sprayed out all over the arena in a bloody display of crowd-driven blood lust (and the people cheer! you see all the levels going on here?). And yes, combat robots have lots and lots of programming behind them. They are not just R/C cars.

A robot that tugs at the heartstrings and engenders feelings of protectiveness and adoration is really just extremely good coding and product design. But it’s just one step removed from a marionette. With the marionette, you see the puppeteer. With a robot, the puppeteer wrote some code and put it on a chip. You don’t see the programmer like you do the puppeteer, but the robot has no more real feelings than the wooden marionette. If you burn a marionette, no one complains that you’re killing a living thing (sure, you might be destroying a great piece of art, but it’s not a life form.) Robots like Pleo shift the materials from wood and string to silicon and plastic, but beyond that, they’re the same. Which is in no way to say that they’re not valuable as human companions, or that you shouldn’t get them. We at SuicideBots love marionettes. We love puppet shows. We love robots. We just don’t think that when they act hurt, should we as humans respond as though they actually are hurt.

It’s only an illusion of life, a fantasy made real by the puppeteer and his audience. Two steps removed from an actor playing Hamlet on stage (he’s not really dead at the end.) The software engineers behind robots trick you into empathy just as would Sir Laurence Olivier on stage or the way David Copperfield tricks you into believing that the Statue of Liberty disappeared (it didn’t.)

As an adult, you see a teddy bear for what it is - a cute bundle of cotton and paint. Lifeless. Cute, but without soul or feelings. But try telling that to a three year old. To them, it’s just as alive as a Pleo is to you. And if I smack the Teddy Bear, little Suzy will cry - but Teddy won’t. Her feelings were hurt, but Teddy’s weren’t (because Teddy has none). So when Pleo is tortured, some feelings may get hurt, but they aren’t Pleo’s. Again, everyone should do buy one. They’re incredibly cool (again, disclosure - Mr. Robotics consults for them.) But “cool” does not equal “sentient.”

Of course all of this is written with the caveat that if Johnny 5 comes up to us tomorrow and says “No disassemble!” we’re not going to laugh and fire a shotgun into his face. That would be rude. Our technology, however, is not there yet.

As I said tis debate is fraught with nuance and the human condition, so I am sure this will piss someone off somewhere.

Comments?

Robot Buyers Holiday Gift Guide Pt 1

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

For those who want robots for Christmas - and really, who doesn’t - here are Mr. Robotics’ picks for tasty robots from Trossen Robotics:


Bioloid . Now, if you want to make lots and lots of robots, but don’t want lots of and lots of robot kits, Bioloid is the way to go. It’s like Mindstorms on steroids. Instead of two motors, you get up to 18 servos. Humanoids, dogs, spiders - whatever you want. All with sensors and full programability. I am old and jaded and very hard to impress, but Bioloid is the best kit out there. Why settle for one robot when you can have 26?

Don’t wanna spend a lot, but want to compete anyway? Get a full sumo kit. For $200, you get not one but two sumo robots, and sumo arena. One robot for you and one for your kid. One for each kid. One for your wife and one for spiteful, hate-fill mother-in-law. One on one competition, and you might learn something.

For all you hackers, security nuts, and body-modders, try an RFID kit. Make a kitty-door that only opens for your kitty, not the snackoons. Learn to read what’s on RFID’s from the store. Make a cocktail mixer with RFID tags in the glasses…

If papa really wants a humanoid, well, there are lots to choose from - Tall ones, small ones, cheap ones, pricey ones.

If you’re looking to make your own robot, that the Stinger robot is a phenomenal platform to start with. Then add some motor controllers and a few sensors, and you’ve got your own robot!

Or go crazy with the Linux based SRV-1 and all it’s parts.

RoboExotica Ho!

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Myself, Mr. Robotics and The Head Rotor convened at the Robunker last night to faff around in preparation for Roboexotica in Vienna this year.

El Espanol Borracho will be making a new and improved appearance, as will Chapek.

MrRobotics And Rotor.JPGLeft: Mr Robotics and The Rotor stare at Chapek, trying to figure out where the code rot is.

For those of you just tuning in, Roboexotica is of course the world-renown festival of cocktail robots:

Until recently, no attempts had been made to publically discuss the role of cocktail robotics as an index for the integration of technological innovations into the human Lebenswelt, or to document the increasing occurrence of radical hedonism in man-machine communication. Roboexotica is an attempt to fill this vacuum. It is the first and, inevitably, the leading festival concerned with cocktail robotics world-wide. A micro mechanical change of paradigm in the age of borderless capital. Alan Turing would doubtless test this out.

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Right: The Rotor corrupts the innocent, and the innocent like it.

We spent last night mumbling to ourselves, barking at each other to get out of the way, and most important, drinking beer. We also experimented with accelerants, and ways to make Kahlua tasty (I personally don’t think this is possible).

The Rotor made helpful suggestions about where to throttle what to make which flow a little smoother. Julie Andrews hid in the closet. Fugu The Deadly Hellbeast made sure everyone got kisses. Soma FM kept everybody sane-ish.

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Mr. Robotics would like you to know that he hates robots. Really.

Chapek is in the background, having a servo issue. Or maybe it’s a software issue. Or maybe something’s not zeroed right. or maybe. . .

We take off for Vienna Sunday. Rotor will be at the Fortress of Solitude, cursing economy-class legroom, airline blackout dates, and tweaking Chassis’ brain. We hoist ein grosses bier in his honor.

Why Robots Don’t Do Standup

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Because you do not agree, I will now perform improvised crowd work. Where is everyone from?

I’m sorry; I did not hear your response. Could you please repeat that?

You said you were from “Go Fuck Yourself.” Is this correct?

You have collectively said, “Yes.” I am not familiar with Go Fuck Yourself. The closest location I could find is Falkville, Alabama. Is this the location you mean?

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: A Robot Performs Standup Comedy to a Lackluster Response.

For Mr. Robotics. . .

Friday, October 12th, 2007

. . .because this is *way* better than screaming “Hey You Kids! Get the Hell off My Lawn!”

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Water Hobo:

[Tusind Takk, Le Boing]

An Excellent Fundraiser for Todd Blair

Friday, October 12th, 2007



This is where we keep The Rotor when we’re not using him.

Wednesday night, DorkbotSF held a fab benefit for Todd Blair, a stunningly amazing artist and teacher who was in a horrible forklift accident at Robodock in Amsterdam.

We had an auction, a silent auction, and presentations by interesting misfits. We drank beer, we ate delicious experimental treats by Mark Powell and we all we absolutely soggy with adoration, family and Pier 33 fish odor by the end of the evening. The die-hards who stayed to the end called Amsterdam to send some of the love to Alex and Todd. There were tears, laughter and jumbo DIY igniter boards. We raised a pile of cash for taking care of Todd and Alex and a good time was had by all on this bittersweet occasion.

Karen Marcelo has uploaded some pictures of the event to the interwebs. Here’s her follow-up note:

hi all

thank you to kyle minor for hosting us at his great space! thank you to eric paulos for MCing and our speakers:

ken goldberg
eric paulos
johannes grenzfurthner/monochrom
steve lassovzsky
joe grand

and especially to mark pauline a great close to the evening with lots of stories of the show at robodock and todd’s contributions to SRL.

also thanks to all our donors with special appreciation to david pescovitz and our friends at boingboing for their very generous donation which is SOLD at auction! and all of you that donated your skills, time, items.

thanks to our auctioneers mike dingle and jon sarriugarte and the rest of the auction team: alan and ellen anzalone, ralf burgert, rafflers sabrina merlo and jill miller.

thanks also to marc powell for catering, hopefully he’ll post his menu - it was awesome! including his tech gourmet crew among them geo wanking guru rich gibson!

thanks to pete macomber and wendi flybutter for bartending and all the SRL crew who came toghether to help make this happen. special thanks to nina alter and david calkins.

thanks to our door queens: lori dorn and simone davalos

and thanks and congrats to tcho amazing chocolate factory by the bay for winning the grand prize auction of the night, the boingboing ad! we appreciate your generosity!

and to all of you for coming out and supporting todd! the fundraiser exceeded my expectations and this does indeed put a nice dent in the expenses todd and alex face but this is a long haul, as you all know, coma / head injury recovery is a process that takes years so stay tuned for the other events coming up. hopefully you’ll have fun while supporting todd blair who has done so much for SRL, dorkbot, CCA, and kinetic art communities.

It was one of those great night where everybody showed up 100% and restored everybody else’s faith in humanity, or at least the humanity that exist among the gear head robot kinetic art people of San Francisco.

What Real Live Rocket Scientists Do In Their Spare Time

Friday, October 12th, 2007

They send us these:

Servo Bolivar

All groaning should be directed to knickers@suiciebots.com where it will promptly be ignored.

[Thanks Rochelle!]

The Night Owl’s Worst Nightmare

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

It’s $79.99 of the finest plastic money can buy, now with added obnoxiousness!

Get Up you Knucklehead!  It's Wakey Wakey Time!

It winks, it blinks, it says the time and if you hit the snooze button too many times you get a dressing down. Thirty different ways to be awakened. Thirty. So much fun we could vomit.

The cruel and unusual uses for this are already forming in our collective brain.

[Via Random Good Stuff]

Wii Firefighting Robot

Sunday, October 7th, 2007

If you’re aching to enter an event at RoboGames but are just not sure which one to go for, why not try the exciting firefighting competiton with this sweet Wii-controlled firefighting robot?

You may stand a small chance of not getting your ass kicked by Tony Pratkanis, the wunderkind of autonomous firefighting robots, but you’ll certainly be able to say you gave it the old college try.

More Robot Sex

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

UPDATE: YouTube, being an entity that knows what’s good for us whether we know it or not [eyeroll] has pulled this video. Happily, the educated technofetishists at Wired have hosted it on thier owne servers. The link is updated below. Thanks for the heads-up, Jackson!

Just to keep The Rotor giggling nervously, we have unearthed a nifty little Wired piece on a new and NSFW video featuring the scourge of young robots everywhere. Yes, Robot Porn. Yum.

Sexay!

The Sex Life of Robots is a film piece by artist Michael Sullivan which the artist characterizes as “a silent robot porno movie from another planet.” Sounds *exactly* like our cup of tea. Even better than The Terminator Kama Sutra.

It’s presently at the Museum of Sex in NYC.

Claiton Bailey Video

Friday, September 28th, 2007

I love Clayton Bailey. His robots may not run around and do cartwheels, but they sure do look cool.

[via Make]

Mercury The Light and Dark Bug

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

Gareth Branwyn over at Street Tech reports on a neat BEAM-style project involving a gutted Playstation, some aluminum flashing and a metric ton of patience.

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Mercury is a light seeking, dark detecting, almost completely analog bugbot. It’s so elegant we want to make one, but we get distracted by things that are shiny.