Due to the overwhelming popularity of the Section 2257 of Title 18 of the US Code, we here at Suicide Bots are proud to announce our utter and willful complete disregard of this most fair and objective example of the supreme majesty of the Law.

Yep, we dunno where half of these robots are, most of them are *definitely* under 18, and our office space is already stuffed to the brim with business documents written on chewing gum wrappers and the back of envelopes. We couldn’t document anything on paper if we deigned to try. Hell, we’re lucky if we link to things correctly.

Yessirree Jim Bob, Suicidebots.com is home to your full-on gallery of 100% NSFW* mechanical deliciousness. The newer the better. All robots, all the time, to slake your gear head thirsts and indulge your fetish for cupcake-pink robot blogs written by parties wholly bereft of any scruples whatsoever when it comes to underage, hot robot on robot action. Enjoy.

*That is, it’s NSFW if your boss cares that you’re surfing the web instead of working, you cute little cubicle drone, you. . .