Monkeys Make Peace With Robots, Gang Up On Humans
May 29th, 2008 by SBRadioactive Jam, our Barbie-sparkle-pony-princess-poptart-eating man in the field, send us this little gem about monkeys that can control robots with their minds.
Let’s consider this again:
MONKEYS!
That control ROBOTS!
WITH THEIR BRAINS!
Not only THAT, but they can already do it from far away!
This is making me all nostalgic for the good old Monkey Vs. Robot days, when everybody ended up smooshed or shredded to little metals bits, and the humans just looked elsewhere and ignored the inevitable.
[Massive props to Radioactive Jam, who still is a poptart wuss, and James Kochalka for the Proustian Moment]
May 30th, 2008 at 3:46 am
I, for one, welcome our new simian-controlled robotic overlords. I’d like to remind them as a
poptart wussblog personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their silicon mines.