Why Robots Don’t Do Standup

November 8th, 2007 by The Head Rotor

Because you do not agree, I will now perform improvised crowd work. Where is everyone from?

I’m sorry; I did not hear your response. Could you please repeat that?

You said you were from “Go Fuck Yourself.” Is this correct?

You have collectively said, “Yes.” I am not familiar with Go Fuck Yourself. The closest location I could find is Falkville, Alabama. Is this the location you mean?

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: A Robot Performs Standup Comedy to a Lackluster Response.

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