Will Wheaton Indicted in Robot Fighting Ring
September 6th, 2007 by SBWe all knew it had to happen. Wil Wheaton, formerly of Star Trek: The Next Generation, has been doing something other than blogging for the past few years:

Prosecutors allege Wheaton kicked and electrocuted robots that weren’t performing well, as many as fifteen robots. “He just blew their circuits,” said US Attorney Bob Schrumpkin.
That BASTard. We’d certainly never approve of anything as crass as Robot Fighting.

















