This Will Definitely Never Be Used at Drug Parties, Oh No

May 6th, 2007 by SB

Panasonic has come up with a prototype that will cause every Burning Man aficionado to drool helplessly in their playa-coated fun fur.

Could you pass me the water please? i love you man. . .

From Pink Tentacle:

The carpet’s luxurious coat of faux fur (available in white, brown, or skunk-like black and white) houses a set of smart heating elements that deliver warmth only to the areas you touch when you cuddle it. Squishy, flesh-like control switches modeled after the paw pads of your favorite furry friend enhance the carpet’s overall zoomorphic feel.

What a great pickup line: “Could you cuddle my long, warm, furry love cushion? It’s lonely. . .”

One Response to “This Will Definitely Never Be Used at Drug Parties, Oh No”

  1. Head Rotor Says:

    Just wait for Version 2, which will slink like a ferret.

    Version 3 will snake over to the kitchen and make you a cup of tea.

    God I love living in the future.

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