What else can I possibly say, except that the ACTICON NEOPSHPINCTER takes us closer to our predestined bionic future by being, according to the website, “the only implantable sphincter available for the treatment of severe fecal incontinence”.

As we sit here applauding their advances in such technology and desperately trying not to snicker, we discover that saying the mere phrase ACTICON NEOSPHINCTER immediately inspires us to shout something noble sounding in Japanese and magically change into a lot of spandex.

This affliction also causes us to continually refer to the ACTICON NEO- SPHINCTER in all caps.

While we fight this urge and the urge to knock down large building with every step, roaring with triumphant rage, please indulge in some more links about the NeoSphincter.

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