Valiant Robot Hero Talks Desperate Man Into Putting Down Gun

January 16th, 2007 by SB

The Spartanburg Herald-Journal of the fine city of Spartanburg, North Carolina, reports on an incident in which a robotic member of the police force delicately convinced a troubled young man to put down his gun, potentially saving the lives of his grandparents and girlfriend, who had been held hostage overnight.

The brave electronic public servant reported that his mere presence had a calming effect on the man, and that gaining his trust, persuading him to spare his hostages and embrace a life turnaround was one of the proudest moments in its term of service.

The Spartanburg Police Department spokesman reported a slightly different account of events:

Sheriff Chuck Wright said the standoff ended when the SWAT team sent a robot into the house after Black didn’t answer the phone. Upon seeing the robot — which carries a video camera and microphone — Black put down his 9 mm pistol and surrendered, Wright said.

Thus continues the integration of the Silicon-American into the rich melting pot of society.

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4 Responses to “Valiant Robot Hero Talks Desperate Man Into Putting Down Gun”

  1. Radioactive Jam Says:

    That’s so heartwarming! Or maybe I’m confused and it’s lunchtime burrito-burn…

  2. SB Says:

    Mm, food log.

  3. Head Rotor Says:

    That would be burritoeater.com, home of the Intestinal Apocalypse Monthly. I am continually inspired by both his selfless devotion to comestible consumption as well as his dedication to the fine science of burrito ranking, (yea verily unto the fourth decimal place). An upstanding example to us at SB!

  4. SB Says:

    Burritos are important. Everyone knows the one sure way to start a fistfight in San Francisco is to say you’ve found the “best” burrito joint. Burritos are a subtle and refined art. And tasty.

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