Last night we did something odd – We actually left the Suicide Bunker and ventured forth into the night, to Dorkbot SF.

I was accompanied by the always vivacious Gwen of Gwenmart, the creator of all the achingly cute Suicidebots graphics you see here.
We joined the ranks of the analog enthusiasts, the purveyors of mechatronic confusion, the wire benders, the software geeks, the robot auteurs, and all the other scary smart people for whom it tends to be a dangerous thing to have time on their hands.
Myself and Mr. Robotics are going to Vienna for the Roboexotica cocktail robot convention in three weeks, and the wee beastie you see in the photo above is my project – El Espanol Borracho! At least, it’s the third of EB that is not presently lying in pieces on my living room floor (we love design revision in the SB bunker).
The part you see is the all-important Spanish Coffee Ignition Execution Assembly.
A true Spanish Coffee is a thing of beauty, a joy forever, or until you summon the barkeep for another:

Courtesy the wonderful Absinthe Bar and Brasserie in San Francisco
A Proper Spanish Coffee is made with 151 proof rum, good coffee, maybe a bit of brandy or Tia Maria, and a dollop of whipped cream. One flames the 151, then pours the remaining liquids over top, with a delightful froth of whipped cream to tickle the nose. It is a classy yet labor-intensive drink.
Since we here at the Suicide Bunker are models of economy and efficiency, and since we don’t make Proper Spanish Coffee without getting tipped, and since our esteemed audience will probably just want to cut to the chase anyway, we will be gently altering the drink’s recipe.
Yes Friends, The Suicidebots Special Spanish Coffee will be a no doubt potent mixture of 151 proof rum and coffee liqueur, served flaming, with a dollop of whipped cream offered by my Lovely Assistant ™ and Intrepid Girl Reporter Violet Blue.
The whipped cream deployment will probably end up having very little to do with the actual beverage but one does like to offer the option.
The whole thing will be mounted on a custom built and re-purposed Hockey Bot chassis. The Hockey Bots will be a feature at RoboGames 2007, but for now we have assembled one of their number to serve as the Suicide Spanish Chariot. We will add bells and whistles time and innovation permitting.
Field tests to make sure that the Suicide Special is up, running, and palatable will be run in the coming days.
We’ll keep you posted!
Thanks to Karen Marcelo for the Dorkbot Pix. Full gallery can be found Here
UPDATE: More Photos from Simon Law here! Thanks Simon!
Oh Yes! Please note our lovely and wonderful favicon, produced and given to us by the Head Rotor of Rotorbrain Industries, Dr. Jonathan Foote. Wow.