Donut Love

November 29th, 2006 by Mr Robotics

There’s nothing better than robots. But Donuts run a very close second. So what could be better than a robot that makes donuts? Well, an animated real doll, but that’s another post.


This is a great robot - it’s even model number 42. Douglas Adams haunts us all.

It was difficult to find information about the Belshaw Donut Robot 42 other than the owner’s manual, so I will be the first person on the internet to tell the world about the warm, human, emotional side of the Belshaw Donut Robot.

The Belshaw Donut Robot 42 is an industrial donut making machine that looks sort of like an aircraft carrier, measuring 41 inches long and 20 inches wide. The Belshaw company is owned by the Welbilt company, the very same people who make the hotel icemakers, restaurant dishwashers, and the like. As it turns out, the Donut Robot 42 is an obsolete model, but despite its age (and associated dents, scratches, and stains), it still makes doughnuts like a champ.

Newer refinements in current Belshaw Donut Robots include a doughnut odometer, so you can tell if any of your thieving employees are stealing doughnuts from you. Probably most importantly is the ability to throttle doughnut production, because the Donut Robot 42 goes full-bore making doughnuts as fast as it can.

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6 Responses to “Donut Love”

  1. Christopher Says:

    Dude, no hotlinking.

  2. bf Says:

    I’m reminded of that book “Homer Price” by Robert McCloskey - a simpler time, when all one needed for robot maintenance was an adjustable wrench and an oil can…

  3. SB Says:

    bf - Ah yes, the simpler times, the times where all robots we re out to destroy at the whim of their supervillain masters, and all this muddy PC bollocks about “Robots are people too” didn’t mess up one’s plans for world domination. . .

    I *love* Homer Price! I am craving donuts as we speak.

  4. SB Says:

    Chrsitopher - Sorry about that. We killed the image. Thanks for playing!

  5. Christopher Says:

    Oh, haha! I’m not the owner of the image, I just saw it and figured I should leave a comment to let you know.

  6. SB Says:

    Holy Jesus! Lurking commenters! I won’t mention them to Mr. Robotics, the poor bastard will see them soon enough. . .

    Thanks for the note Chris.

    I had something incredibly profound to say about donuts and robots but I have totally biffed it and forgotten. Anyone have anything to add?

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