Ok, so we know that robots can do dishes. They can fight fires. They can fight wars. They can vacuum your home. They can use fingers and feet.

But they don’t have lips. I once lost a girlfriend to a guy who played the bassoon. Oral skills like that can really give a guy an edge. But bi-valve lips are the strict domain of humans, right? Those bastards at Toyota developed trumpet playing robots, thereby ruining my odds of ever scoring a date with Violet Blue.

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Mind you, Nixon’s dead, so I’m sure he won’t mind that robots have replaced him. But Chinese acrobats might be annoyed.

Oh well, at least my hot gymnastics skills won’t be upstaged by some robot…

Via Robot Watch

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